I Wonder...

You know what would be awesome? an attractometer! yes, that's right, an attractometer. what this super-duper little thing would do is guage the levels of attraction others have toward you. it has sorta like a cell phone signal. you point the attractometer at someone, and you get a rating of how attracted they are to you (5 bars being strongest). beat that verizon!

one day, one day. as rediculous as it sounds, how awesome would that be!? you wouldn't ever have to waste time and energy wondering...you'd know! you could save yourself the embarassment and frustration of rejection. not that rejection should be embarassing or frustrating, but let's be honest: it is!

oh the things (& people) i'd do if i had an attractometer....honestly! i would actually initiate contact. i'm serious. stop laughing, i would! alright, whatever you say. i'm gonna put the initial phases of the attractometer into progress, and when it's done, don't ask for a freebie. you and the rest of the eager masses will just have to wait in enormously long lines to buy one. and none of you better steal my idea, either. i know what i'll do: ©Attractometer!. that oughta do it. or ATTRACT-o-METER!™.

you may laugh now, but you'll see. i'll be gettin all the booty i can handle, and you, sir/madame, will be jealous!

Konnichi wa, bitches (kiddies)! :-D